Ten things to consider before launching a Ramen Raft:
1. Ramen.
2. How much is enough?
3. Original Flavor ramen or… Shrimp?
4. Do I have the strength of will to resist eating all of the delicious ramen as it dissolves around me?
5. Do I have a fork?
6. Cup-O-Noodles Buoy was not a failure… it was a learning experience… a learning experience.
7. Constructing my life jacket out of discarded ramen wrappers might not have been the best idea I have ever had.
8. Will the countless children starving in the world be disappointed that I wasted so much perfectly good ramen fulfilling my delectable life’s dream?
9. Will I survive the celebrity and wealth that is sure to follow in the wake of the launch?
10. Does Ramen Raft make me look fat?
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