Sunday, July 8, 2007

I Love Forever

I wish I had access to a button making machine... RIGHT NOW. So that I could produce hundreds of small circular stick-on-your-shirt-or-whatever-you-might-want-to stick-a-button-on items for all of my friends and family and strangers...

But, instead of reading, "I Love Forever," it would read, "I Am Going To Punch You In the Mug After You Read This" because unbridled sentimentality is for people who don't want to punch face... And people who don't want to punch face are liars/secret face punchers.

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