THIS Is What It Feels Like

You are an adult...
Living in San Francisco...
Circa 2008...
Notice arrives, via Gmail, that your son has risen to the top of the preschool waiting list that you have been waiting on...
For 1.5 years...
He's in...
!!!...
This is your greatest accomplishment since a vaginal birth...
(unfortunately...)
And not one person answers their phone during your midday Victory Phone Lap...
Because not one close friend/family member has a similar lifestyle...
(crickets...)
Well...
At least he's in.